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[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

if one Saddam was only 400 calories, then he was extremely malnourished

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The 4 owls made me say nah, that's not true, then they went to eating what appears to be metal swords, which I imagine have to be calorie dense. Never eaten one...

[–] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well technically he is now...

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is what I always say, don't be food wasters, eat your mummies.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think the post is saying that that small of a portion of Saddam is 400 calories.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Or maybe that the mini Saddam Hussein is 400 calories. Idk I had to meet the minimum Saddam Hussein quota set by my government or else they said I'd dissappear..

[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

so, "fun sized" Saddam Husseins exists?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

“So what’s going on here, just a routine owlectomy or a radical owlectomy?”

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How much is 400 calories of billionaires?

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

At least one