Those green oranges are the best oranges you can ever hope to get.
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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In tropical regions it’s common for ripe oranges to be green
Tropical regions? Look at the guy! This is clearly somewhere in Eastern Europe!
What? Aren't you talking about lime?
No, oranges only go orange if exposed to temperatures below 13C
What influence does temperature have on peel color? Sweet oranges require low night temperatures (below 55º F.) Before they will color well.
Huh, TIL.
When life gives you oranges...
When life gives you oranges, don’t make orange juice. Make life take the oranges back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn oranges, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Anon oranges! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the oranges! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible orange that burns your house down!
Make prison hooch?