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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This meme would’ve decimated my 3rd grade cafeteria.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

It works, approx. 1 in 10 people are gay anyway

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 40 points 3 weeks ago

yes, no. I don't see how this is so tricky

Are you gay: yes Are you lying: no

Guys I don't see the trap.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just learned that I'm gay. Any fellow dudes who want to hook up? Any tips on how to tell my GF?

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll tell your gf if you tell my wife.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Deal, maybe if we show 'em the meme, we can go on a double date.

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago

We're in 196,what do you think?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But wait! Gay has a second (or rather first before the currently common one) meaning! I can thus answer this honestly without triggering the trap, provided that I'm in a joyous mood at the time!

Foiled your dastardly plans again, Ra's al Gay!

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, you have to be happy for that?

Guess I'm into men.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rules lawyer: There's nothing stating you must answer with "yes", "no" or "yes or no", thus the following remain valid: Aye, Affirmative, Correct, Yep, Yus, Nah, Nay, Negative, Nope, Yaaaa onii-saaaan~

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Got it, here goes:

Are you gay: Totes mcGoats
Are you lying: nah

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeppers.

Double yeppers.

INFINITE YEPPERS.

/yeppers intensifies

[–] whatsisface@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can only use yes or no once? "No" for the first question and the second question stays blank since I already used my one yes or no.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml -5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This reply feels awfully like a reddit comment

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're on what is essentially federated reddit...

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yet this place is very different from reddit no?

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I do think it's different, but i don't think it's as different as a lot of people here seem to want to believe

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

No it definitely is, the questions and comments here get respectful and goodwilled replies (most of the time that is) while on reddit i would get 3 comments degrading me for my choices 1 that says im stupid and should do my research 2 trolls 1 actual answer to my question and ankther person telling me that they're better cause they know the answer. The "redditor cliché" is not so much a cliché as it is an actual representation. At least in my experience.

In short this place is not nearly as toxic as reddit is

Edit made an addition

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's just Lemmy being a smaller community. I've seen plenty of toxicity on here as well. In a way proportional to the size of the community. And especially more on some specific instances.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I really think it's a matter of size. Especially when something gets more known and attracts people that usually wouldn't come around.

Given time and popularity, every place ends up too crowded and full of shitty people.

For now, we are still living the good life. Just like the folks, from where Furiosa came from.

Reddit is the Bullet Farm.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I guess im a girlkisseer now :3

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is being pansexual more or less gay than simply being homosexual? 🤔

[–] progettarsi@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago

I can only use no or yes once. I can use other words as much as you want

So i can just say "da" and "ba"

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bold of you to assume it's being gay that I lie about.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

R u geeey

Do your parents know you're gay?

Elementary me felt like quite the fool when I said no.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

first ask any question, and then depending on the answer, either ask a question or its opposite

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

No and No (i can't count)

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if I split up the "no" in half and answer both questions with half a no?

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That would mean you are half gay

[–] odium@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

are you gay? No

Are you Lying? .....

crickets

If I never say anything..

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Are you gay? Yes or no
are you Lying? .......

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Are you gay: 1 time