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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 87 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ew. Rather not....

Worry about who was exploited for all that money.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 54 points 3 weeks ago

Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

It's magic. Just like the transformation.

[–] Toes@ani.social 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edg@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.

[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.

And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you know how many of them went to Epstein's island?

These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don't even have to lift a finger.

I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you'll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron's attention then flash him your tits and he'll be horny so you'll be golden.

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 3 weeks ago

god I hope I don't get the billionaire one

[–] TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago

depends how this button exactly works

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Im pressing the button twice

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 weeks ago

Pressing it again... and again

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

Can I press the button until I get both?

[–] trslim@pawb.social 28 points 3 weeks ago

There is no downside here

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?

Hell yeah!

[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

I think you might still need to have HRT if you want the other effects of feminization HRT, like breasts. Might get you closer though.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Wait hang on there's a pictures for sad children about this.

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[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So, you already pressed the button?

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but imagine long pink natural hair

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 weeks ago

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago

Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 3 weeks ago

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How many times can i push the button? What happens if i femboy myself twice?

[–] Fox@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe you get upgraded to fem-man?

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I'd probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Clickety clickety click!

Clickety clickety click!

I didn't get any money.

[–] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I want that so badly, even though I pass well enough now, I would love to be cute like that since I'm not super feminine as I am now. If I got the money I would use it to finally get voice surgery and bottom surgery.

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

How is this even a question? There's no downside.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I really don't wanna become a bilkionaire but...

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