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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing shitty about this post, it's just stone cold facts.

[–] Holomew@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

These facts are as hard and unwelcoming as his receivers' hands.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guess the dude finally regressed to the mean.

[–] Bobert@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Who could have predicted this!?

[–] SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com 1 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck yes are we doing that here too? Let me get my stats book….

[–] vita_man@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha. Mahomes actually played a pretty good game. The biggest issue was that there were quite a few dropped passes by his WRs, one of which resulted in a pick-6. While playing without their No.2 and No.3 best players, Chiefs only lost by 1 point. Not great, but not bad.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah he actually played well. But at the same time, I'm a Broncos fan, so fuck him!

[–] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well get ready..... cause that man's gonna hand you two more Ls this year.

And you deserve this. I've been a Chiefs fan since the 90s. I watched John Elway and Peyton Manning smash us year after year. It's your turn!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah man, you're 15-0 against us since Peyton left. I think it's no longer our turn.

But yeah... you're probably gonna kick our asses again.

[–] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny thing is.... I actually like Broncos fans. You guys had one of the best subs on that other site. I kind of miss the rivalry.

But nah.... I need like 20-0 before I'm good. I watched you all win 3 Superbowls AND take Neil Smith! Everybody hates the Raiders, but the raiders have had one good year since I've been a fan. The Broncos though? You guys used to always kick our asses.

[–] SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a new (2016 convert) Chiefs fan, I will not settle for anything less than MaHomes career remaining undefeated against the Broncos.

And nobody better touch that monkey paw…

[–] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Lol why would you curse Mahomes like that? That's just begging for him to break his leg or something.

[–] vita_man@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm from DC, so I'm technically a Commanders fan, but the Chiefs have been a lot more fun to root for the past few years. That said, I'm cautiously optimistic about the Commanders maybe getting into the playoffs this year.

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a huge Bengals fan, and Mahomes knocked us out last year, but watching that dude play football is like watching an artist paint. He's so damn fun to watch

[–] SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com 2 points 1 year ago

Chiefs fan - I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at Joe Burrow. ❤️

Good luck this year - I love the Bengals fans from the old site. Chiefs v Bengals were some of the best games to watch!

[–] SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a Chiefs fan, I would like to formally thank you for taking Eric Bienenmy off our hands!

[–] vita_man@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You're welcome! I think he's a huge upgrade for the Commanders offense

[–] RobMyBot@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

This is hilarious, but also, I have Mahomes in fantasy, so part of me is sad

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Mahomes looks like someone grabbed his nuggies.

[–] Iamdanno@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That game may get Chris Jones paid.

[–] SocialEngineer56@notdigg.com 2 points 1 year ago

Can he play wide receiver?

[–] dishpanman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

If the season ended today KC would have the number one draft pick. Mahomes sucks! /s

[–] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

The friend who drafted him out from under me isn't laughing quite so loud now!

[–] conciselyverbose@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Jared Goff, best QB in the NFC.

[–] quirzle@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is the picture shopped a little or is that really what helmets look like these days? Imagine the shape of his head if that weren't all padding.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Clearly you have never seen the Manning brothers without their helmets on

[–] lordxakio@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

🤔…😮…🤣🤣🤣🤣