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[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They have probably gotten ticketed for an unsecured load in the past so now they throw the strap over it so that they can say they secured the load.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And yet how you secure a given load depends on the load, of course. There's no way this would fly, is there?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, it’ll definitely fly away

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the cop but probably not.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

*Slaps the dirt*

That ain't going anywhere

[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just because "ain't going nowhere" became a catchphrase, the single negation still stands

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're just supposed to say the two in sequence.

  1. Slap it
  2. That's not going anywhere
  3. As you walk away, say "ain't going nowhere"
  4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That don't go anywhat

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now he has a ratchet with grit in it

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

True Grit^tm^

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe he knows something we don't... 1000003507

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

That was my thought... Since the compacted soil is held in place and can't escape laterally, it's basically a wall in the middle of the pile

I'm not sure how much it'd do, but it'd do something

[–] DataDisrupter@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it's so overloaded that the sides started buckling and they figured that would fix it? In any event, yeah, that'll fix it!

If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'll just assume the strap is holding the bed onto the frame of that junker

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Burial at Road

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be the same group that votes for trump.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't hit the screw with a hammer. Load securing is a different kind of politics than ruler succession of 18th century elective monarchies with a constitution.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hitting a screw with a hammer is a great way to get a screw started that's having trouble.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

You might lose foothold though.