I mean.. what she is doing wrong is going to subway.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.
"Yeah. Uh. I'll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted."
Tuna melts are pretty delicious.
Extra mayo.
My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.
Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.
Fon master Ion lives on in his replicas.
That's another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.
I wouldn't eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I'd still vote for it over trump
Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line
He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.
Nah, it's cool. Can't you see he's wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?
And holding the glove he was wearing on the hand he's holding the phone with?
Exactly. Safe as safe can be.
When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality seems to have fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn't taste fresh either
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Instantly popped into my head, I love Gianni so much.
Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.
Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”
fuck r/hailcorporate. at first I joined it thinking it was going to be about stealth ads. oh my god, you can't even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew
Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.
Fuck Pepsi. Kids today know the only drink that gets you turnt is an ice cold Coors Light. Dont be mid kids, drink Coors
Fuck subway.
What's wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?
I don't know if anything really bad. It's expensive and low quality, but that's about it.
Out of all the mainstream fast food places, it's probably my top pick. Especially if you manage to get their buy one get one free footlong deals.
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There's a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I've seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.
This is just an ad for subway
I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.
Gross and unappealing is the new hot ad strategy! They're going for the "I only eat there ironically."
I can't judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.
I don't see how that's similar, it would only be applicable if you ordered a footling with ONLY tomatoes and olives, nothing else.
That sounds good/not weird.
With other things right?
Nope just a 12 inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.
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I'm torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.
How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.
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Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.
If I could have a very long pickle to cover my entire sandwich, I think I'd die happy. Just one long cucumber pickled and sliced long ways.
I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.
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The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess
He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.
Well that's what I mean if you just want a cheese pizza just go across the street
Wheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worst sauce they have is better than no sauce. Id take a sauce i hate over no sauce... and its toasted so that "bread" is dry af... Put some sauce on and be fucking normal.
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Fuck subway
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