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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Would literally rather have my data go to an evil wizard than an evil capitalist. At least the wizard would find an interesting way to devastate my existence, instead of the capitalist's boring dystopia.

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

If your privacy wasn't respected, your data would be worth a lot less!

[–] odium@programming.dev 39 points 2 weeks ago

Only half of those should be "You cannot sue us", the other half should be "we can do whatever tf we want with your data".

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

delete account? That easily? ha! the other button would also be accept

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile valve: You can now sue us. Please dont make us arbitrate.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I click the "More farten" button, what happens?