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Anon interviews for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GottaKnowYourCHKN@lemmy.world 90 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, because managers just waltz in and hire people on the spot like that.

However, Lookism is a real thing and totally can see someone getting a job super easily only because they're hot and not qualified.

[–] B312@lemmy.world 84 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Fake since no 4chan user could be handsome

Gay he’s a man

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago

Bro literally called a man handsome, that's pretty gay

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 67 points 5 days ago

handsome

Already fake by that line.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 days ago

Anon wasn't lying. The HR lady was under qualified for the job since she recommended to hire anon.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Nine months?

Story obviously is fake as fuck but this is the dumbest shit in it.