MASTURBATE
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
*the cabin is sentient
That just makes me wank harder.
Goddammit that's what I was gonna do
based and rudeus grayrat pilled
I try to find some books regarding occult knowledge. I read them until the dusk (I'll possibly also try to find candles as well as functional matches).
When dusk arrives, I start to do something else: I'm seeing a feather pen, so it implies that there's tint somewhere, possibly black tint as the feather's base is slightly stained in black. I push away those chairs and the table, I roll away that carpet, then I try to draw a big perfect circle on the floor (possibly using that ladder as an improvised drawing compass. Inside the circle, I draw the alchemical symbol for Saturn, perfectly centered over a diametric horizontal line (therefore, an underlined Saturn symbol). I draw six specific letters outside and around the circle, spaced exactly 60 degrees. Then I take that red notebook over the desk, and I start writing:
"Regina noctis, Dea dearum, Thine is my soul." along with other sensitive content that involves a red liquid.
Then I place the red covered notebook exactly in the middle of the circle. I recite a specific Enochian mantra and I wait until a shivering presence starts.
I check my person for belongings, identification, cultural hints, and if I am still "me".
I open the front door to take a look around. There is another room of the cabin. I look out the window. It's a painted scene. I remove it. More cabin. I panic. I look up the chimney and see another fireplace. I tear out a floorboard and see through a ceiling. All that there is, is cabin. I take my first level in Wizard. We're plane shifting up in this bitch. It would be very cozy if I had the option to leave and return at will.
I'm taking some of the books. Sorry.
Sigh in relief as I don't hear anyone saying "Hey, you! You're finally awake! You were caught trying to cross the border!"
Open all chests and drawers!
You have disturbed a mimic disguised as a jewelry box. It snaps and almost separates you from the fingers on your right hand.
A friend! =D
Look around to see if I can rummage up the necessary implements to brew a pot of tea.
Get ye flask
You cannot get ye flask.
Relax for the first time in my life
I put on my robe and wizard hat
You don the flappy body bindings and the pointy cranium cover you looted from the evil wizard you killed a while back. They're still as comfortable as the day you wiped the blood off them, and they imbue you with a sense of power and a strange urge to rudely prank people and commit mass slaughter.
Not you again!
Go back to sleep in the cozy cabin atmosphere
Ah, you just woke up from a midday nap. For a moment there you were a little confused about where you were; it must've been a really good nap. You curl back up on the bench by the broad window out of frame, where the sun was warming your cozy blankets. Just outside, the trees sway gently in the wind, and a herd of deer munch on the grass. Your eyelids grow heavier, and you settle for going back to sleep. There's nothing going on today, so why not? You deserve it. Soon enough, you fall back into the world of dreams,
GAME OVER
After processing the initial shock, I look out the window to get my bearing on where the fuck I am.
>Take key
You grasp at what you thought was a key at first, until you realize there isn't a key there. Someone drew a key onto the floor with black chalk. In hindsight you realize you should have noticed that sooner, like before you even reached down towards it, especially since it's not a particularly well drawn key; you could say it's rather shit, and you can't believe you fell for it.
"I don't like this game."
>Quit
Quit? What do you mean, quit? You're not sure where the thought came from, or even what game you're talking about. Confused, you wander outside, whereupon you find a tree stump with a harpoon stuck inside of it.
You revisit your earlier thoughts. Perhaps you do know what you meant by quit. Really, you always knew. After all, you said it yourself; you don't like this game of life. You're free of the cabin, yet you feel more trapped than ever. There is only one conclusion; your loneliness is your true prison.
There's only one thing left to do, isn't there?
GAME OVER
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - "It's like the unofficial sequel to Disco Elysium."
When does this game come to Steam?
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Holy shit, I looked again and can't believe the picture actually has a badly drawn key on the floor. I thought you were just pulling that out of nowhere.
Holy shit new ARG?
Rip a nasty fart
Kill Jester
I say "pspspspspspsps"
Roll initiative