Swedneck

they'd just constantly sexually harass you to pollinate them, or probably worse: dismember them in an optimal fashion to replant and propagate

i prefer smonk alonks

hopping like a kangaroo is unlikely, but it would probably make sense for them to move like modern birds of the same size and whatever is the most similar ecological niche.

first off AFAIK they don't even have anything near the amount of muscle in the right places to try hopping, but even if they did manage it i'm pretty sure their legs would snap in half when they landed and then as the rest of the body met the ground they'd crack ribs and stuff as well.

Imagine trying to jump around while wearing a dishwasher on your back, even if you're monstrously strong in every part of your body it's gonna fucking suuuuuuuuck

this feels very ironic

my fist is a gift to the faces of bigots

almost like it has box in the name for some sort of reason

you avail yourself of eloquent parlance for you cannot recall simpler vocabulary
i partake in sophisticated linguistics for it is greatly entertaining
we are not the same

you'd prefer not having fruits in the first place, just to prevent someone from harvesting and selling them?

It's bog standard to have fruit trees and berry bushes in urban areas here in sweden, rowan trees and serviceberry bushes are literally everywhere, and it simply is not a problem. Birds will eat most of it before you even have time to notice the fruit going bad.

this is already bog standard here in sweden and the only real problem is fucking MOOSE coming into people's gardens to eat fruit, any other animals are too small for anyone to be bothered by them.

fallen fruit just isn't a problem in the real world, it's fine.

how do you explain this just.. not being a problem that anyone talks about in areas where fruit trees are already plentiful in cities? I feel like people use the word "pests" the same way conservatives use the word "immigrants", it's just an abstract scapegoat to throw out whenever you want to argue against something..