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Just ate a toastie that when I saw it I thought "hmm, it doesn't look great, but slim pickings, so whatever"... how wrong I was proven. Mushrooms, cheese, pesto, perfectly salty and heavenly and happiness!

Skies darkening, red blob on radar heading directly to me, it’s about to go down.

OK guys I need some help.

What are 3 reasons why getting a ps5 is a bad idea.

Edit: waiting till Sunday. I want to have a good night out tomorrow and I know if I grab one today, tmrw night ain't happening.

Miss Meow was missing from the lounge room tonight, and I thought she might have been hiding in the sewing room. Nope, she was having a lovely nap in the wardrobe. Apparently, my underwear is quite comfortable.

Just had a chat to the ol' man about how to go about this new potat patch. It's almost there and I said the shovel is the one to use for the rest. He said "you mean the spade".

And it reminded me of my late grandma's saying :"A spade is a spade and not a fucking shovel".

Has one drink and immediately looks for Mamma Mia 2: Fernando on YT.

My poor LittleOne, he’s scared enough to abandon dinner 😿

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Ok, for real, after seeing him in Yellowjackets the question has to be asked:

Did Elijah Wood really get rid of the one ring? He has not aged a day in 20 years.

free car wash!

Ooo its proper weathering out there