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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 22 hours ago

I find it hilarious that my personal AI, that can run on even a budget gaming PC, is far more reliable than most of these corporate ones 100x the size

[–] TheRisingApe@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Bro, do you even squab?

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Got this result today

Thanks Google

Mind you, today is the 18th. So, thanks a ton

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Technically, it's not wrong.

It's also not helpful, but it's not wrong.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago

It is wrong because the highlighted portion of the excerpt is supposed to directly answer the question. This one doesn't.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But isn't it wrong? I don't think something coming next can be already in the past or am I wrong?

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It says it will happen after the 17th

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, you're right. I didn't see that

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not actually wrong, but it certainly didn't answer the actual question.

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

What if they asked the question during the day, then it would be correct

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 152 points 2 days ago (10 children)

lol, definitely missed some important context.

I guess it thought OOP meant “clean” as in how do you dress the bird before you cook it. (As in: “clean a fish” means to filet a fish and prep it for cooking.)

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 106 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I rarely remove the label from the fish I catch.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago

Well obviously not for fish. Sounds like someone's never bought fresh pigeons from the grocery store, smh.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's actually illegal to cut those off.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yea, it voids the warranty. So when you get poisoned after eating it without label, you won't be able to get a refund.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nobody ask it how to dress a baby

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a perfectly logical answer to a hunter.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

This guy still thinks birds are real.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

The bad hunter who misses all the shots and buys the fowl in the market

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You don't want those wildlife conservationists trackimg things back to you later on.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

One can assume that said AI is a confused moron, or that poaching is a legal crime, not a moral one XD

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (22 children)

and yet the crypto/AI bros swear that the second coming of AI Christ is here.

[–] RecallMadness 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just a few more billion dollars .

We’re so close!

[–] tabris@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Just a bit more rainforest, no one will notice.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

IIRC you need double the compute for 10% improvement in a model and they've already computed quite a bit.

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

Fun time to remind everyone that pigeons aren't native to the Americas, and were brought over originally by the French primarily as a food source (although also as messengers; carrier pigeons).

"Squab" on a menu is pigeon.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.

"1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man."

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you asked me to clean a bird, this is exactly what I would think of. Though usually it involves removing lead shot, not labels.

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

I think it took note of it being about rescue pigeons and assumed they would have a tag on them and then gave cooking directions for them

[–] Stomata@buddyverse.one 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it telling steps to cook it

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Well yeah, you have to clean it first.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

That is the culinary answer for the question.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to build a bunch of cyborgs, who follow orders exclusively via googleAI.

I figure once I release about 4 billion of them into the world, either google stops doing evil shit, or they do REALLY evil shit. We shall see what happens....

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (19 children)

Pigeon = edible bird

Cleaning a bird > preparing a bird after killing it (hunting term)

AI figured the "rescued" part was either a mistake or that the person wanted to eat a bird they rescued

If you make a research for "how to clean a dirty bird" you give it better context and it comes up with a better reply

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

The context is clear to a human. If an LLM is giving advice to everybody who asks a question in Google, it needs to do a much better job at giving responses.

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[–] AlexDrago@ani.social 18 points 2 days ago

Pigeons are drones (confirmed)

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you get these AI an answers anyway?

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Google may not have enabled them in your region. Here in the UK they just appeared for me one day, a few months after I initially saw screenshots of them online. I didn’t do anything to enable them.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

"snap to join" Ah, now it makes sense.

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