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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 81 points 2 years ago

Bro we eat literal corpses this ain't nothing

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago
[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago
[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Damn that's crazy

Anyway

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 80 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Honey?

Ohh, figs

A small opening or ostiole, visible on the middle of the fruit, is a narrow passage that allows the specialized fig wasp, Blastophaga psenes, to enter the inflorescence and pollinate the flowers, after which each fertilized ovule (one per flower, in its ovary) develops into a seed. At maturity, these 'seeds' (actually single-seeded fruits) line the inside of each fig.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig

[-] Luccus@feddit.org 102 points 2 years ago

As someone who grows figs in their living room:

Most commercial (and even hobbyist) fig varieties are parthenocarpic, meaning they don't require pollination.

And fig wasps don't look like that. They're tiny little guys that most people would probably mistake for a very small ant.

And even if the fig was pollinated by a wasp, it uses enzymes to break down the insects body, to protect itself from mold and other pathenogens that such may cause.

Basically; fig waps are itsy bitsy wittle wupies, while figs are digesting their dead mothers corpses, because they are metal as fuuuuuck.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

iirc, the journey to the center is pretty intense. She loses her wings on the way in and dies after laying her eggs.

Also iirc, the figs sold commercially were selectively bred to self pollinate. I think the FDA or USDA would have a major problem with dead animals in fruit, even if they're supposed to be there naturally.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago

You can think that, except If you want to think that, I wouldn't look up the allowable amounts of insect parts or other stuff in what you eat.

But here's the handbook straight from the fda if you want to anyhow. https://www.fda.gov/food/current-good-manufacturing-practices-cgmps-food-and-dietary-supplements/food-defect-levels-handbook

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I remember this from a high school science class. There was a girl in my class who was absolutely disgusted and mortified with the idea that grasshopper parts could be in bread. Maybe I'm wrong, but I reckon there's probably a difference between cooked prepackaged foods and fresh raw foods.

The idea of bug parts in food doesn't bother me much. Just a little protein. When I was a teenager during harvest, I'd climb on the trucks and stick a handful of wheat germ in my mouth when we were finished harvesting a field. I love the flavor and texture of wheat germ. Naturally, my favorite breakfast cereal is bran flakes.

Side note: if you do this, make sure they're golden brown, not pink. The pink ones are covered in poison.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 37 points 2 years ago

If you go back far enough, all food was poop at some point. And will be again, that's the beauty of it.:-)

[-] Elaine@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 12 points 2 years ago

Pro-Tip: don't Google that phrase (learn from my mistake yo!:-)

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[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

This graphic is wrong corn doesn't turn into poop.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 years ago

Joke answer: are you sure that you are reading it going in the right direction? 😄

Real answer: maybe not... the first time, hey-oh! 👐

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you for your service!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 years ago

You are very welcome my good sir and/or madam! :-)

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Poopuna poopata!!

[-] spechter@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago
[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

It’s a Fig, before being Newtoned.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 13 points 2 years ago

Fried chicken obviously.

[-] Toofpic@feddit.dk 17 points 2 years ago
[-] Toes@ani.social 5 points 2 years ago
[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

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