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[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"so, it all started with this fuckin gorilla..."

[–] degen@midwest.social 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a proponent of the theory that the weasel in the LHC is what opened the rift

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

LHC is definitely the cause. Harambe was just a symptom.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, are you asking me to play really good basketball? Or expose just the one testicle?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

2016-2017 was the worst time in my life. Covid was ezpz

[–] _____@lemm.ee 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

same, I thrived in COVID. no more commutes, literal 4.0 terms because I can nap in between online classes and do homework on 2nd monitor but pay attention when the lecture gets somewhere fuzzy

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Covid was the best years of my life.

[–] pemptago@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I was unemployed, isolated, and anosmic-- then covid hit and I was like, "hey everyone, welcome to the club! Yes, it does suck but at least now there's people to empathize with."

[–] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Me too. Was unemployed for 2.5 years and completely broke. My own sister bullied me about that to no end on a daily basis. Lost almost all of my hair in less than six months (didn't even hit 30 with hair in my head and no, my parents nor grandparents never went bald). Was dumped and heartbroken and lost my only and best friend in the world - my dog.

But somehow the COVID thing brought inner peace, a stable job, and pretty much could turn my life upside down.

[–] pemptago@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Dang, that's rough. I'm glad things turned around. Speaking to my own psychology: It's easy to internalize a string of bad luck. Then when other people go through it-- whether in group therapy, a global pandemic, or a massive recession-- it shows how random or circumstantial life and luck can be. It helped me internalize it less and get out of my own way.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah I felt the same.

Also afterwards it's been rather easy to ask people to imagine if lock down had lasted for five years instead, and how they would feel about it.

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty funny how I was very suicidal in 2016-2017.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

2019 was the year time stopped for me. anything prior to that year was the "before times"

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

2017 for me if we go by having processed that year..,

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean Mario Galaxy was just released yesterday and that was in 2007 It couldn’t be that soon.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

The one on the Wii? No way

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Two months and eight days 🙃

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ngl I legitimately forgot it's October and not still September

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 weeks ago

2016? That's ancient history. 2020-2022 still holding me back. 2024 still feels new.

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, watch out for that Adolph Hitler fella! I hear he's a bad egg!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Too early for jokes about that

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I only know because I saw it in another meme.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

~~2013~~ ~~2012~~ 2011*

[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Dweeb lords stuck in prior years.

[–] Thyrian@ttrpg.network 3 points 4 weeks ago

Wake me up when September ends.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was 12 back then, now I'm 20, for me, that's an eternity, and I always had found crazy that for other people is nothing but a blink of an eye.q

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Wait until you’re 30

[–] L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, remind me