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[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if it's just you an I harmonizing in a bog? ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We can sip tea by candlelight while awkwardly info-dumping about TTRPG lore...

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I put on my robe and my wizard hat...

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I take out my cauldron and start brewing...

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I gather several frogs and newts. They are now my friends.

What did you think? I was going to put them in the pot?!

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry! I wasn't wearing my glasses and thought they were the boiled seaweed ๐Ÿ˜ญ

At least you noticed before I threw them in. I'm so sorry (๏ฝกโ•ฏ๏ธตโ•ฐ๏ฝก)

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We drink our vat of miso soup. It's delicious. We have plenty to share with our amphibious friends.

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As I serve them with a tiny spoon, I look up to see you staring at me. I ask why...

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unfurling a blanket from our trunk, I reply *amphibians are our forest friends and love soup'. I sit down against the log and drape the blanket over all of us. We fall asleep under the stars to our amphibious companions' friends singing in the distance

๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š

[โ€“] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago
[โ€“] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Now he's dolphin man! Half dolphin half man.
Hear him screech at night, cuz he just wants a friend.