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[–] spacesatan@lemm.ee 115 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 2 months ago

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 months ago

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Lives in a dream

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

There is italian music playing

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Anon sounds like me

[–] python@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"FUCK, Susan! Getchyo needy ass another man! I can't be witchu 24/7! I got snake shit to do!"

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Abby Shapiro?

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 points 2 months ago