Potatoes were popular last year, so now we're including potatoes, jars of gravy, and little cans of baked beans buried in the candy bowl this year.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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Potatoes are one of the most delicious and versatile foods on the planet in my opinion. They can be a side dish in so many ways orthe main dish. I go through about 10 lbs per month on my own. I fucking love taters yo
Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
Po tat oes!
You can stick them anywhere ...
I was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen...
When life give you lemon, you trade it with potato.
Halloween give you choose.
Is potato
Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!
huh television?
Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.
Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.