I’m not going to argue that it isn’t a good news story, but one is supposed to rewrite the provided corpo press release.
Just my interpretation.
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I’m not going to argue that it isn’t a good news story, but one is supposed to rewrite the provided corpo press release.
Just my interpretation.
It should be noted that this is for only the ingredients. You have to thaw, prepare, and cook everything yourself.
This isn't as great of a deal as their headline "Food Target announces $20 Thanksgiving meal for 4" suggests.