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Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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[–] Not2Dopey@sh.itjust.works 194 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago

Throw that up in polictal humor if you haven't already.

That's funny

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago

This should be a top level post. 😂

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 166 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

I'm with you. That's the clear solution, and it's frustrating how many people overlook it!

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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory

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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 129 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Another symptom of sundowning is the lack of inhibition.

Just sayin'.

Vote or Peter Thiel will be running our country.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thiel and Musk, emerald and uranium mine heirs. So relatable.

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[–] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep. It’s real.

Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….

Just ask Putin.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

You're being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn't pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What Locktober and NNN do to a mf

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Way too natural. I can tell he's done this many times before.

This is the candidate that is winning over Christian and elderly voters in droves.

I'd call him Satan, but Satan is believed to be wise.

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[–] ori@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I need this as a video clip for reasons

[–] Severalkittens@lemmy.world 116 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's worse than I imagined, thank you.

[–] niucllos@lemm.ee 55 points 2 weeks ago

Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn't supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.

[–] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity. Maxi pads on their ears, wearing trash bags... Now this

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity.

I think Boebert gave us a sneak peek awhile back.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.

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[–] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 25 points 2 weeks ago

Another example of real life stranger than fiction.

There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It's mind boggling.

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[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

tfw you're gonna try to bash one final minority group in a last-minute campaign stop but get upset and accidentally alienate your entire toxic masculine base instead

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They were laughing. As if Trump was being funny. They’re not bothered by this. Which is worse than Trump giving head to his microphone.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's always like this for these articles. I read he said or did something completely stupid, I watch the video and all I see is his base laughing along. It's frustrating .

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 28 points 2 weeks ago

His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The same president who wants to protect the children and stop drag queens from reading books

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[–] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 weeks ago

We've devolved past Idiocracy

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he's trying to tell us something

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

He's like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It's come down to, look at me. I'm funny and interesting. You'll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Bdtrngl@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

so much (pseudo-fellatio) winning!

this is the republicans best choice folks!

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[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

This is him showing off to putin

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus H. Christ 🤦‍♂️

[–] subignition@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be reliving his memories with Epstein

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Epstein was just providing underage girls, those must be memories from Moscow.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

…………………. ^(quietly) what the fuck^

[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

He wants to win the erection

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. I haven't found any of this funny for several years.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

He is signalling the Russians again.

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