My brother and I put a corked glass bottle down in an old defunct drainage pipe beneath my parents' house. This pipe/canal is quite large and isn't obstructed by the bottle, and the bottle can clearly be seen by peering into a hole in the cement of the basement storage room. Inside of that bottle is a carefully folder paper bearing on it a crude drawing of a cock and balls.
I hope you used archival ink so it will last for generations
It was likely a permanent Sharpee marker. Hopefully it holds up. Fingers crossed that I'm able to return there as a ghost one day to watch someone unearth what they believed was a map to the family treasure.
incredible
A locked safe
An EMPTY locked safe.
As is tradition.
Leave a spider in it.
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
Not sure if you’re aware, but there’s a toilet in your bathtub.
Every bathtub's a toilet if you believe in it enough.
The ole waffle stomper
Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.
10/10 will rot in place, making more damage.
The whole what?
All of it.
Surprise the next guy to dig a hole there, by adding another hole underneath the hole.
Bunch of spring-loaded snakes
Stuff from different decades just to confuse whomever finds it. Like get a Five Stairsteps album from a used record store, a Blue Oyster Cult 8 track, a Tecmo Bowl cartridge, a Boyz II Men CD, and a newspaper from yesterday.
"This guy.... had good taste."
Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop
No, obtain a real human skeleton from... a legal skeleton store 🤔
Half a map
This is definitely the answer. Bonus points for contextless clues to getting the other half.
EPIC TROLL!!!!
Write a long ass book that's filled with stupid stuff like "Fear not for I shall return from my deep sleep in 4*10^6 years and give the heavens (a bunch of virgin girls) to those who I find worshipping near the ground of this very hole you find the book I sent you" and toss it in.
DO NOT return in 4*10^6 years otherwise you wouldn't have trolled the entire humanity.
Me on Lemmy today:
Me on Lemmy today:
had no idea foundations were that thin. no wonder they crack so easily
You can have thicker ones by making them more thick
I hope the foundation of your house is deeper than that.
Fill some plastic bones from Walmart with some shot pellets.
A photo of you and your family with a dollar bill in a ziploc. "Hope this antique has value now!"
I'm weeping at the damage to those floorboards. Could they not have been lifted first?
Print out and laminate this entire post.
Termite treatment.
fill it with sunflower seeds and glue, like those chinese brainrot videos
A fake bitcoin wallet
An actual wallet with chocolate coins, each with a bite taken out of them. Bit-coin wallet.
Boooooooooo
Fill it with ramen
Fill it with 3-4 more wholes.
*hole
A framed picture of Channing Tatum.
A stack of Freshmen magazines with the address labels torn off, along with one woodworking magazine. People love discovering old porn. It’s like a gift to the future.
The skeletons in your closet.
A prediction for the 2024 US election
My Chinese engineer specifies Fake Shake, mixed with 40% oatmeal by weight for optimal compression load.
In the whole.
And don't slam on the breaks in your car while doing it.
An empty safe
Fill to the brim with turds
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