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Pizza with a side of cocaine? German pizzeria raided over 'best-selling' special order (news.sky.com)

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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I need a movie made of this now hahaha. In the style of Bill and Ted or Dude where's my car.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ask and the universe delivered 23 years ago in Germany. But it was weed back then.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lammbock

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you might like 'Extra Anchovies'

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When i search for a trailer the only thing that comes up is a 1989 movie called Loverboy. Which does kinda fit the theme haha.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yep thats the one. to be fair, instead of cocaine, its cock.

[–] Contentedness 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

to be fair

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds fair to me

[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lord, I have seen what you've done for others...