...and things that have not yet come to pass that joint Frodo are you listening man you're fadin' away gotta stay with it man ya know Frodo how far you think it is to Mordor man?...

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Lemme tell you what Lembas Toast is packin right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Elrond intake, bored over to 30, elven to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin some fuckin muscle.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You know what's cool about high school Hobbits? I keep getting older but they stay the same age...

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's a copy with fewer of the jpegs

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

And without the watermark from the person that inserted the JPEG’s. Nice.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You ever gaze into a palantír on weed?"

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Nah, I could never get my palantir to inhale

[–] Schnabeltierplaisir@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

"All shall love me and this pear"