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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 126 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't stop staring at the dent he made in the hood of that car. πŸ™„

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On his toes to make sure his weight is spread over as little surface as possible

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats his chakra warping space time

It's okay, guys, it's a joke.

That's not his car.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it possible this young man has poor judgement and risk analysis when faced with deciding between momentary joy at the expense of future harm?

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, he's driving a charger soo....

[–] hotelbravo722@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dodge Charger. Number one car for people either A) Too young to know better or B) Wanting to make the worst decisions in life.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The most popular car near military bases

[–] hotelbravo722@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Dealership owners are already the worst kinds of scum. Dealership owners next to military bases are an extra level of lowlife.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah op already said that

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless I am missing something, I don't think thats a charger.

For every reference pic of every model year in the last 20 years... the grill and the headlights do not connect, as they do with this image.

There's always some kind of gap seperating the headlight and grill, it becomes more pronounced over time.

uh also more fun random trivia:

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a46228915/dodge-charger-and-challenger-production-has-ended/

There will be no more chargers.

The next ones will be EVs, I am sure very much enrgaging a whole lot of people.

[–] nic2555@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You're right, that's a 2009-2013 Dodge avenger.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

somebody gonna call lizard lick?

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a blast from the past. Here in Ireland there was a couple months stint of that being all the rage.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

well theres gotta be a more recent repo man available to snatch those wheels out from under goofy there

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Haven’t watched that show in ages.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How’s he gonna Dodge the repo man?

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he can't dodge it, he'll avenge it for sure.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Look at his stance. Repo man got nothing on him

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry. I'm sure the bank will understand.