Scubus

joined 1 year ago
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Is there a red balloon? If not, that may be a regular creepy clown.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Imagine being able to resist giving yourself cancer XD

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Just download them onto a flash drive, you can fit a ton more.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Cats sliding with their ass on the ground is the same thing that happens when i forget to turn off the ebrake for my drive home

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

So thats why everyone is so fat

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you can drive, drive to the hospital. Ask the person at the front desk what they would recommend. If they recommend the ER, then at least you didnt have to make that decision. That being said, I do not nor have I ever worked for a hospital, but ive been a patient quite a bit.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Or "noted" or just "ok"

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They even shopped in hank and peggy

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I asked that when I was being interviewed. I wasnt aware it was abnormal. My boss didnt make a big deal out of it either. I also asked what benefits the position came with. We negotiated on my pay on the spot, which is where i definitely got a bit uncomfortable.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

An icepick counts as a plug, right?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be fair, in comparison to living, it is a lot of fun.

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