Melbourne

This is my favourite doggy pose

Straight after his stretch he runs into the kid's room, jumps on her and runs out. 😂

Going to get my car key!!!!!!!!!!

Edit:

Wow it's like I'm seeing double 😂

Sleep in….check

Peanut butter toast…check

Coffee….in progress.

Pizza….later

Ahh I’m so thankful I took the day off

Pretty sure this is cheating

Woke up to go to the bathroom, to find this lol

I complained about being put on the spot, about me asking for her input and getting nothing and all after the day of crappiness yesterday, pointed out "sorry you feel that way" isn't really an apology. And now i'm the bad guy, and shes gonna call and tell people we are not going.

Great. Could've sat down and had a civil conversation about it rather than it become a fight and I sleep in the spare bed... Everythings gotta be a fight, and I am not into it.

Cheers Strawberry Short Cakes🍺

Entered the new place today.

And on top of that, couch guy has turned up only to find that it's too small for his car despite my telling him the dimensions ahead of time. So that's fallen through as well, arrrgh... what do I do now??? Pay someone on airtasker to take it?

Been a day. Deep breath.

There’s definitely a certain “look” for people that work in JB-HiFi. Is it a phenomenon?

Tomorrow's thread posted! I think I got the date right this time :)

Goodnight all.

Edit: realised Seagoon made one 8 minutes after me with pizza emojis. I like the pizza emojis better :P

Blah. My internet is down. No cricket streaming :(

4 more hours of classes but I just want a nap 💀😱

Ahhhh work notifications are off, auto respond email activated, told people I'm out for till next Wednesday.

Hello music, Ps5 and catchup!

Woke up heinously early to watch a conference stream from the US .... Now the decisions - do i push through or sneak back for a last little 90 min sleep before the day starts... Yeah I am gonna have a sneaky extra sleep

If I’m standing there doing trade work let’s say, why do people think it’s ok to just stand there and watch me? If you’re sitting there at your desk clacking away on your excel spreadsheet or whatever, and I saunter up behind you and just stare at you doing work, that would be considered kinda creepy.

I didn't know I needed to know about these, but I do. stab proof jackets

Friday night in Thornbury just got a lot more interesting.

So after the bullshit day I’ve had, this fucking Christmas thing comes back up again. My brother in law kinda got up my and the Mrs sat there are just said nothing despite multiple requests for her input.

Yeah… good thing we’ve got a couples therapy session coming up. To say I’m pissed off and hurt is an understatement.

Are people going through keyboards/mice like some sort of consumables?
I'm looking at reviews for a mouse, and something supposedly good about it is that it lasted some person four whole years. I've been using the mouse on my work PC for 15 years, it was the first Bluetooth mouse I purchased. I've been using this keyboard for 10 years, and the only reason I bought it was that I was no longer typing on my laptop keyboard. Side note: I would love to buy another one just like this one for home, but it doesn't exist any more.

10 years with no signs of slowing in the next decade sounds right to me. 15 years for the mouse and the only reason I'm considering replacing it is I'd like one that can switch between multiple devices and maybe do away with AA batteries. Do people really go through peripherals quickly?

I thought very seriously about calling in sick for today. But I think that at the start of every shift 🤣 A nice tatts win so I can stop working for real would be really nice.

All I know is if Mr Seagoon ever started talking like in that book at various times verily I would laugh unto I cried.

Where is the promised bok choy? I can’t start haven’t got any.

Just saw an insta story of a group of friends together that I’ve hung out with a few times during this year (not super close with them but neither are they with each other). We have a group chat used in the past to plan catch ups… not this time though. Maybe it’s just a coincidence they’re all together but can’t help but feel purposely excluded.

Wasn’t going to drink tonight but now I want one.

Silo season 2. Do I want to jump back into this mystery? Love the actress hate the accent.

Bit late to the pizza party and forgot to take a ‘before’ pic, oops

Wang Wang and Funi have returned home. I was fortunate to see one of them (I don't know which one) chomping away on bamboo for an hour. A very surreal experience. 🐼🐼

Neighbour's car won't start (sounds like a flat batter to me). It's a late 90s Commodore that's seen better day.

Old mate is swearing like a sailor in English and Croatian. Been going on for like a solid 30 minutes.

Ironically he fancies himself a handyman, and even my non-mechanical self can hear it's the battery.

a Christmas Turkey has been ordered 🦃

Meat lovers pizza ready!

I'm listening the "The Nightland" by WH Hodgeson. Don't know if I can stand the bondage and very sexual double entendres much longer. 🫤 I thought this was hard core science fiction gothic fiction. 🫥🤯😹

They are quite long slightly weird involved chapters that seem to be perfectly paced and timed to rub one out ...lol

" and she did rub me very skillful and gentle for a great hour until I was all refreshed and in verity she was a lovely wise maid. And surely when I was come again ..etc etc"