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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (4 children)

My thought is, "assassinate Putin. If Americans can't do it, then who else?. Send Jason Bourn, or Archer, or James Bond, but get it done".

[–] Tamo240@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

Famous American spy James Bond...

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ it's Agent Archer

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Depends which Archer gets the assignment. Spy? Starship captain? Gilgamesh?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Probably better to stick with codenames and send in duchess.

[–] Sarazil@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Correct. If an American can't do it, James Bond will. :)

To Russia With Love

[–] helloworld55@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The USA assasinating the supreme leader of Russia is such a big trigger to start the nuclear holocaust. That's so so much worse than the assasination that started WW1. The US isn't even on the same continent

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

Is this still NCD? What's with all the peacemongering

[–] UwUhugger@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cause that what happened when Stalin died too, right? Someone worse took over who didn’t start his new posi with apologizing for the horrors of the prev party leader, and totes didn’t have the pedophile that lead the NKVD shot, right?

We have no idea about the chain if command, we don’t even know who would take over! Much less how much secure his rule would be!

Either explain your reasoning or give certificationof your clairvoyant abilities! Lest I start saying that your mum is a hivemind nest of gay ferrets in a trench coat, since evidence you act as if evidence is requirement…

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let me answer with a question - would anyone, even Trump, be absolutely chill about Putin assassinating Biden if it happened today?

Do you really imagine there would be no repercussions?

This is not about the next psycho in line being even worse than the current, it's about having a leader of a superpower being murdered as a ploy of their directly rivaling player.

[–] UwUhugger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, comsidering that Trump was put in by Putin no! But why would a popularity of an idea have to do anything with with its doability?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At this point I really don't have the slightest idea how to explain to you how moronic it would be to have a leader of a foreign country assassinated for you.

[–] UwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh buttercups, lets be honest here! You can’t, since you have no argument!You never even tried stating one, you just make semi-random definitive statements that aren’t even logical!

You seriously think after being called out, you screaming “MORON, I-I-I-I…” like a bullied preschooler pretending to know what he is even talking about is convincing?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is not about the next psycho in line being even worse than the current, it's about having a leader of a superpower being murdered as a ploy of their directly rivaling player.

Here, these are the arguments. Make it what you will, it's you who never passed any thoughtful point and it's not my responsibility to make you understand an obvious idea.

[–] UwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thats not an argument? “A” must not be done and not bothering to elaborate to why is not an argument but a definitive statement! Lets take a third run at it, why?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago

Got about two months to inflict as much damage as possible. I hope we make it count.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

The michael bay credit * kiss *

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Unfortunately it's only in Kursk... For now. If Biden grows half a testicle within the next 2 months, this could get interesting

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Streetlights@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Get this man a field commission.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg

USA: WTF, man?

Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"I think you sent us the ones meant for Israel, they went way off target and hit something we were totally not aiming at"

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sheeit. If I'm Ukraine I'm holding onto those things and using my own missiles as much as possible until Trump comes into office. Trump cuts off aid, Moscow eats an ATACMS. Zelensky sends Trump a message that simply says, "I'll do it again".

Idk, at his age, I wonder what sized that half a testicle would be. Things tend to shrivel with age...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Let's see how fast the orange shuts that down

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Day 1 is going to be a rude awakening

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

By "rude" I assume you mean "odious, offensive, and generally unpleasant to experience for most people with reasonable sensibilities; to be avoided"

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

The orange will have a rude awakening if he thinks he can just cut all aid and still dictate to Ukraine what they can and can't do.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Ukraine then says they'll stop when Trump sends XYZ equipment. They aren't beholden to him unless he actually does send them stuff to make listening worth their time.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Simple solution to that is to shoot your entire wad the day before inauguration!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

At present he appears to be shooting musks wad

Mariupol liberaton speedrun starts, NOW!

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 15 points 4 days ago

🫡

Based.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

This gives me Joe in Oblivion vibes

https://youtu.be/j4nUrx2CRwQ