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The following emails were recovered from the University of Cardiff's Biochemistry laboratory following the incidents of 19/09/XX. They are not to be released to the public in any form.
Unauthorised access to said emails will result in termination.
Dr Henrik Lars - 17/03/XX
Dear Professor Goldman,
Experiment #7 has been a resounding success.
I have learned from the failures of #6 and transported the stem cells to the dish using a sterile scalpel, so there was no chance of cross-contamination. Thank you again for the increased supply of 09-476, it has been vital to test larger doses if we wish to fully grasp its potential.
Report is as follows:
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Stem cells implanted in a 0.4 mol/dm3 solution of 09-476
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Cells enlarged in mass by a factor of 2 after exactly 15.3 hours
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Muscle tissue detected after 32 hours
I really feel confident about this one.
Dr Henrik Lars, PhD
Professor Brynn Goldman - 18/03/XX
Dr Henrik,
That's a pleasure to hear! I'm glad we managed to convince the panel to bring in that new shipment. Number seven already feels like a prime candidate for further experimentation.
Did you notice any corrosion with an increased concentration of 09-476? I'm concerned that it will negatively affect the growth of the cells.
I've allowed for more funding to be directed towards this project. Use it wisely. This could be our golden goose.
Best of luck,
Prof Brynn Goldman
Dr Henrik Lars - 30/03/XX
Dear Professor,
Experiment #7 has grown to almost 4 grams. It is entirely comprised of muscle fiber and stem cells, the latter already multiplying as I type. It has absorbed almost an entire syringe of 09-476. I am putting in a request for more, as well as a second batch of cells to replicate #7. In a few days, it will be ready for preliminary testing.
It has shown to be mildly resistant to high temperatures - I accidentally increased the heat of the lab whilst I was on lunch by 2 degrees Kelvin and it showed no signs of degradation.
This is more than a revolutionary new drug, Professor. I feel like I am on the brink of a scientific breakthrough.
Dr Henrik
Professor Brynn Goldman - 08/04/XX
Dr Henrik,
I'm delighted to hear that experiment number seven has been so informative. I agree with you, this has the potential to be a very interesting research task. Unfortunately, I have to disagree with the idea of your "scientific breakthrough". What you have cultivated is nothing more than a set of cells, it is not sentient or conscious. Please try to stick to the original project. It's what we're getting paid for after all.
Also - I've had a complaint from Floor Two that one of their barrels of synthetic amniotic fluid has gone missing. It's quite important to them. Now I'm not saying you did it, per se, but the security cameras did pick up somebody matching your physique rolling a barrel into a lift in the early hours of the morning a couple days ago. If you happen to know anything about it, they'd be very forgiving if it could be returned.
Thank you,
Prof Brynn Goldman
Dr Henrik Lars - 22/04/XX
Professor,
Experiments #8-12 are going very well. I am watching their progress with great interest. I request a few more samples of 09-476.
Experiment #7 is extraordinary. It has grown to the size of a foetus. In fact, it has taken the form of one. Analysis shows that it is behaving exactly like one, too, only growing at an enhanced rate due to the introduction of more concentrated 09-476. This is utterly remarkable. I have spent the day glancing at it while researching papers that might discuss something like this - I have found nothing. #7 is truly unique.
I have placed it in a tank in the centre of my laboratory. It requires very little care, no nutrients at all other than 09-476. It will not respond to stimuli at the minute, so I cannot claim that it holds any developmental cognitive function. Although, one time, I could have sworn it tilted its head toward me.
Please inform Floor Two that I will be needing more synthetic fluid. I am sure that they will understand how vital this experiment is when it is explained to them.
Dr Henrik
Professor Brynn Goldman - 24/04/XX
Dr Henrik.
This changes things.
If you're cultivating a foetus down there, you'll need some more staff. I'll send some junior researchers to assist with Number 7's development.
I agree, this is quite remarkable, but it has been done before. The most interesting part's the fact that it doesn't need to eat - how does it survive? Does it breathe? Does it think?
Please keep me updated, Henrik.
Prof Brynn Goldman
Dr Henrik Lars - 05/05/XX
Professor,
I was right. It is life. #7 has begun to move certain limbs within its tank. It has now grown to the size of a newborn, yet it shows no signs of the same basic intelligence. Its skin is pale and translucent - I can note the lack of basic organ development. It is hollow.
I have attempted to test certain responses, such as tapping on the tank or playing auditory stimuli. It has stirred slightly each time. Once, it placed a fleshy hand to the glass. I will not leave the laboratory this week. I will sleep under my desk, just in case there are any updates. The rate at which it is developing is incredible.
Dr Henrik
Public University Announcement - 08/05/XX
Students and Faculty,
We apologise for the recent power cut. The mains have been repaired and power should be redirected to the rest of the University as soon as possible.
Thank you for your patience!
Cardiff
Dr Henrik Lars - 09/05/XX
Professor,
What the hell happened?! A power outage? When I'm involved in research this important?
There was no emergency power routed to my laboratory. #7 has suffered a catastrophic loss in muscle mass and size. I will be needing more 09-476 immediately. The space heaters and ventilation that provided #7 with the warmth and air it needs were switched off overnight, on the one day that I chose to go back to my home. I had to listen to it burbling when I walked back in the following morning. It sounded like screaming.
I attempted to email you on the day of the outage to notify you that #7 required more tissue to rebuild what had been damaged by the outage. You did not respond, so I spliced parts of my own calf tissue to implant in #7. I am fine. I will regrow.
This may take months to rebuild.
Dr Henrik
Professor Brynn Goldman - 10/05/XX
Henrik,
You did what?! You implanted part of your own body into an experimental homunculi because you thought it looked weak?!
This is really, really worrying Henrik. You're treating the thing like it's your own child, for god's sake! If I didn't understand how groundbreaking this thing was I'd shut it down. I mean - the ethical violations alone could destroy everything I've built here! And what if you start relying on it, huh? I don't want to have to send you to fucking grief counselling if Number Seven kicks the bucket.
This had better not get out to the rest of the University. I'm already telling the board that you're doing experiments on actual IVF foetuses just to keep rival institutions from stealing the data.
God, I swear if you don't give me something incredible.
Prof Brynn Goldman
Dr Henrik Lars - 16/05/XX
Professor,
I have something incredible. #7 was successfully transported out of his tank today. He has grown to be the size of a toddler, and he looks like one too. I believe the cells I transplanted have mixed with his DNA - he looks remarkably like I did when I was around 3 or 4. He has begun to take tentative steps, and although he cannot support his bodyweight nor open his eyes, he seems to have an understanding of the world around him. When lying on my desk, as he is now, he will pick up objects for mere moments before dropping them.
This is a conscious human! I have made something that no person living has been able to make!
I am requesting an expansion to my laboratory.
Dr Henrik
Dr Henrik Lars - 30/06/XX
Professor,
#7 has begun to say his first words. I lectured him on 09-476 today as part of his pre-schooling, and while he was perched upon the chair he muttered "Henrik" under his breath. He seems just like me - his eyes are the same shade of green and his hair is an identical russet colour. He is an inquisitive sort, he enjoys playing with the lego bricks I have placed in the laboratory. His designs are quite hard to understand but I believe he is simply making shapes at the minute. Some of them look quite like animals, however, which I have had to pluck from his mouth to ensure he does not choke.
Sometimes I see a glimmer of intellect behind his pupils, some flashing moment of self-actualisation. It is strange - for a second it is like a wildly intelligent creature lurks behind the facade of a boy.
Might childcare be an option? Supervised, of course. I wish to see how #7 grows when moulded by a mother-like figure. I have suggested some names in a list attached. They will obviously have to sign NDAs.
Dr Henrik
Professor Brynn Goldman - 01/07/XX
Henrik.
The results from Number Seven's check-up came back.
The thing has no organs. None. Still.
How in god's name does it survive?
I've looked over your nanny suggestions. Funnily enough, they all share a striking resemblance to your mother. Coincidence?
Prof Brynn Goldman
Professor Brynn Goldman - 12/07/XX
We found Number Seven in the cafeteria today, Henrik.
I thought you said it couldn't eat yet? I explicitly...
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