this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 39 points 6 days ago

Reminder that you can do this with nearly anything with five locations.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

I'm glad there are multiple commenters treating this with the grim seriousness it deserves. Thank you all for pointing out the grave inaccuracies of the Satanic Menards theory. You've saved everyone a great deal of time.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

This guy sucks at drawing pentagons

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

The points aren't even drawn to the location of the business. 🤦

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Time to summon the goats, or something like that..

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Pattern seeking monkey brain strikes once again.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

That's the plot of one of Supernatural's seasons, the train tracks form a giant iron demon trap to protect the gates of hell or something like that.

[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 6 points 6 days ago

The Xerxes Incident

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 6 days ago

This could be the next raygun shirt, if it isn’t already

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

Is this the secret to how you save 66% on everything?

Or is the real secret that you'll never remember to mail in the rebate card until it's long past the due date and just stuck with the 11% higher price?

[–] JustAPenguin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] pirating@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Time to summon some big savings at Menards!!!

[–] Danitos@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Even us DSM locals chuckle about it