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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Well fuck me I guess.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.

So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.

I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I too wish to know.

I hope it's like kids mimicking Darius from league of legends, but I doubt that. Like irl emote spam, lol.

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 15 minutes ago

That does not particularly clear anything up

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 hours ago

thank god I grew up when I did.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 6 hours ago

As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 8 hours ago

Literally 1984

why no memes, can they have old memes plez?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

bofa not banned- your move teach

[–] nbyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

1 1000, 9 100’s & 80 4’s

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 9 hours ago

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

There is no risk of that, because no one cares about ohio or Cincinnati. It is the most vanilla of room temperature things this world has on offer

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Ruth is out on Front Street

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 52 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Something about a wagon wheel.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 32 points 14 hours ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

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