Godric

Whalk Tuah polling place and vote!

This reads as a shitpost, but I'll advise on the chance it isn't and you're in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the "E-meetings", and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an "Interview" that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

OK, boomer

OK, Boomer

If you think the defining characteristic of a boomer is disliking weird new culture

Thank you for putting it so succinctly! It's definitely one of the boomer characteristics, automatically hating on culture that changed from when you were a kid.

A non sci-fi planet. Never heard of it, been too into fantasy.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don't know...

This

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

Really? One of the worst people ever? That's the top of the chart; Adolf Hitler and Joe Rogan?

Garbage "journalism" lmao

Same third party "let's get Republicans elected" vibe, two weeks before an election that decides if a Fascist gets elected.