I literally cannot think of a better punchline
Edit: See it for yourself
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I skipped briefly through the entire video and everything I've heard and seen was absolute bullshit bingo.
In a void, anything can the "The most ____"
Guys, come on. They clearly meant it in terms of security.
"Come on in, hackers, we're always open."
Open to everything except the concept of unix.
Yes. It attracts a lot of viruses and other nasties.
Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh today.
The most open ports
The most open CVEs
The most open complaint threads
Windows 🥇
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unfucking believable... they are saying the quiet part out lout now
the least private operating system
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Bitch I can't even find basic settings cuz they are so hidden in sub menus
I'm no programmer or UX designer but I can imagine what a mess things are on the dev side
As an admin it gets so much worse. Twice a year your admin portal gets renamed, redesigned, merged with and/or split from another one, or removed, and all those changes are done halfway.
Which means some settings are only on the old version and others only on the new. Then the old one is discontinued even though the new one doesn't have all its functions, yet.
So you completely rely on Powershell. But wait, there's 2 incompatible versions of it now.
I'm currently thinking about a career change, after reading in Microsoft's official documentation that you need to install the new version of Powershell, import the beta version of several commandlets and then run a long script provided by them, only to keep every user on your org from creating their own Teams teams.
And their newest feature is allowing every user to put in their credit card info and buy MS products on the company domain without running it by IT. It's called "self service", enabled by default, and you have to click on a slider to disable it individually for every. single. product. Microsoft. offers.
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When one backdoor closes, three more open.
Didn't they call it "the most secure" a while ago?
Why are they allowed to openly lie?
Right after that slide the guy is talking about how Microsoft is "committed to remaining the most reliable and secure platform"...
Yeah they're all full of shit
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Open? Sure, definitely open.... To vulnerabilities
Open windows with no screens to keep the bugs out.
Open to what exactly..?
OPEN TO WHAT!?
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