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I literally cannot think of a better punchline

Edit: See it for yourself

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[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (26 children)

I had just hit the button on a recording session last night, and a fucking full page "ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE EOL OF WINDOWS 10!!" (paraphrased) popped up over my DAW. Yeah, I'm prepared alright Microsoft. I've got a flash drive with Linux ready to install if you keep pulling shit like this. It's going to suck because a lot of audio software developers are garbage with Linux support, but if Windows is just as garbage, there's no reason not to migrate.

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago
[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This just reinforced my will to continue with the linux evangelization.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

What happens when you favor marketing over anything else?

You just lie, lie, lie, so many times that you actually believe your own shit

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

Windows, now without curtains!

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

We, at least in the US, are living in a "post factual" world. So this makes perfect sense. Like when my kid was small and everytime he thought he "lost" at something he would declare it Opposite Day. Fuck it, why not? M$ being the most open OS makes no sense, so it makes total sense. War is Peace^tm^

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

Well Microsoft spies on every user so sure, it's completely open to Microsoft what they do and who they are.

[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 11 points 1 week ago

Open for exploits and surveillance

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

In a void, anything can the "The most ____"

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Open as in most leaks?

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Corporations can't live without bullshit, the irony of this shit is next level

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, there are open things about it. As in - TCP/IP is open. APIs to develop Windows programs are open.

In the same way as Solaris, HP/UX, Digital Unix and something else were open. Except Sun would even send OS sources in addition to documentation to customers interested in optimizing something they'd do, or so I've heard.

But the "most open" thing looks like 2003 "get the facts" style propaganda, except back then they had technical competencies, now it's purely the oligopoly.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait, this is /c/lemmyshitpost, not /c/linuxsucks.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

What is this from?

Edit: https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=/home

Yup actually a thing. Thank you to OP who linked to it in another comment thread

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Open to everything except the concept of unix.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least the Aptos default typeset they use is better than Calibri. I hate Calibri but I can't quite articulate why. Maybe because it's the default and I'll hate Aptos eventually too.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Calibri isn’t strong enough in it’s convictions to be Helvetica. It can’t even offer a fight against the hard utilitarianism of Arial. It’s rounded corners and varying thickness show up terribly on anything but the highest resolution screens, where it still isn’t good, and it makes me feel the same way that CRT monitors did when I put my hand up to them. You know the feeling, that crusty, fuzzy, buzzy feeling that you swear you could taste.

A nasty font, it can absolutely go fuck itself.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is absolute poetry
In the hopes of more of this, what are your thoughts about Inter?

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