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[-] dingus@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

It seems like this would negatively impact the health of the snake. Do we have any scale-less snake experts?

[-] LouisGarbuor@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago

Not an expert, but I have heard that this isn't a big deal for the snake. Scaleless rat snakes (which I believe the picture to be) have been found in the wild doing pretty alright. There is a benefit to be had from scales, but in captivity I imagine it is alright.

Pretty sure I heard it from a video by All Canadian Reptile Girl

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

I love the attempt at providing a source, it's a lot more than I do usually

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

A concept of a source

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

In captivity it's fine, however some scaleless morphs are detrimental to survival, there are no safe scaleless ball python morphs for example, this is a rat/corn snake, they have one of the benign ones

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

I happen to be a scaleless snake expert, as a result of my extensive experience.

The trick with hairless snakes is you have to keep them warm. Too little heat, and this guy will go completely rigid.

Imagine an icicle made of blood, with a snake built around it. That’s your hairless snake with too little heat.

Beyond that’s its basic hairless snake stuff: clothing, thermal tattoos, an endless supply of hairless rats, and little snakeweights to help them stay buff.

It’s not easy raising these special creatures, but it’s very rewarding once you get over the unmitigable horror of feeling them crawl around your shoulders, and their habit of whispering as you shudder.

Because of their lack of scales, they’re unable to vocalize, and hence they speak in a hoarse whisper.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 2 years ago

An actual, honest to God, trouser snake!

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Show this picture to my wife telling her "look, a hairless snake" and she was like "wow! Wait a second! All snakes are hairless!!"

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

Scales are made of keratin, they are basically hair!

[-] Sho@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I prefer a "Nudle" ☺️

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bro about to betray his kind and usher in the age of Lords

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Shouldn't it have softer bedding than wood chips?

[-] girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I know right? I keep thinking it needs a blanket too but then I realize that it's cold blooded. 😅

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

So an electric blanket

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Skinake is skinakey

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's terrifying. This creature could be any size imaginable.

Seeing that is scale-less and all. Maybe a banana could help?

I'll see myself out..

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

The beast rests on a bed of wood chunks

[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I like snakes, but this makes me weirdly uncomfortable

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

This is the snake equivalent of breeding brachycephalic dogs. It's bad for the animal and bad for the hobby.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I always get really upset whenever I'm reminded of Twistey Cats.

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 8 points 2 years ago

Small intestine camouflage

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago

Lewdle is actually a game. It's Wordle but only with naughty words.

https://www.lewdlegame.com/

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I thought snakes needed their scales to move?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago
[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

These generally still have their belly scutes, and even if they didn't, they only need them to move better, they can move without them if necessary, they just suck at it

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Send danger noods

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

I didn't know this was possible, is the image real?

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago

Yes!

I have scaleless bearded dragon. Naked reptiles are indeed real. Not always healthy, though.

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Scaleless beardies are one of the most detrimental ones however, that one is very unfortunate for the animal

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Absolutely! No one should ever go out looking for a scaleless beardie. Ever. I'm a former foster/rescue, and I was offered up one from a breeder who produced one by accident (they retired that pair immediately after). I accepted because I wanted to learn how to care for one in case I'd need the knowledge for future cases.

The amount of time & money I've spent on this idiot to keep him healthy & comfortable is ridiculous.

Love him to bits! But no one should ever get a scaleless beardie.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Wow that's so intriguing! I can't believe I never heard about it before

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

If you think about it scales are just keratin, basically hair

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

This immediately reminded me of that one scene from the boys with the supe with the giant schlongadong

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Cute, lil snake needs protection

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

He looks more conscious somehow. I think I’ve got mammalian in-group bias. He just looks like more of a little bro than a regular snake does.

Like a dog that got turned into a snake and is now like wut

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This guy is really annoying when you first fight him

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

TIL the breed for Mr Bigglesworth

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Does it feel like normal skin? If so, why is it allowed to live?

Nah I’m kidding, pretty cute.

[-] c0ber@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

every aspect of a snake is, in fact, the result of a mutation

[-] Baaahb@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Technically true, but I'm thinking they're trying to explain this isn't from a species of scaleless snakes (yet)

[-] Laser@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

What about the aspects of a fish

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I heard these type of snakes will spit a thick venom if provoked.

Look out it's a hidewinder.

[-] spookex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That thing looks hilariously confused. Like, it's just there and looking at you like o_o

[-] Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

... I should call him.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I like to imagine that this one wood flake near its mouth is a goofy tooth.

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