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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon crashes on a friend's couch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 187 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"... Holy shit, I think it worked! Yeah, I just heard him leave..."

[–] meliodas_101@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Kek

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tell everybody. Make his name fajita for the rest of his life.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago

"Oh is this the famous... enchilada Joe?"

"It's FAJITA Joe, and DON'T you fucking forget it!"

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 weeks ago

*fashita

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 3 weeks ago

Some pepes should stay rare

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 30 points 3 weeks ago

Top shelf green text.

You know it's good when you're disgusted