He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on mail/var/spool/mail/root, so be good for godness sake.
on RedStarOS, sudo reports to Kim Jong Un
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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on temple os, it reports directly to God
once it discovers that you aren't in the sudoers list, it prints the message, and then quits. any omniscient god will know.
best distro ever
Put crypto on it and watch it disappear
kim jong un is only protecting my coins from hackers!1!1!1
type in some code for rsa, scroll down, scroll up, it's gone
RSA_encrypt(val, key) {
return val;
}
RSA_decrypt(val, key) {
return val;
}ohoho, this is pernicious (following the wikipedia article on rsa, to the letter >:), mostly c):
struct KeyPair generate_RSA_keypair() {
struct KeyPair keypair;
bigint p = generate_prime();
bigint q = generate_prime();
bigint n = p*q;
bigint totient = (p-1) * (q-1);
bigint e = 1;
while (gcd(e, totient) != 1) {
e++;
}
bigint d = modular_inverse(e, totient);
keypair.n = n;
keypair.e = e;
keypair.d = d;
return keypair;
}I first got this error trying to play under the hood of a MacBook in high school and got scared it was reporting to the school. It of course didn't.
in soviet russia os reports to you
Really, it's the syslog. And if you have a email configured, the admin gets a mail.