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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 153 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I would fucking love to get my protein from insects - they're prohibitively expensive.

Also, outrage bait.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I looked up cricket flour and it's not cheap, also some complaints that it's not real flour like for baking

[–] Aux@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Nothing is like wheat flour for baking.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I was curious to see the comments because I think OP was expecting something similar to facebook or reddit. But I feel like most people here recognize this for the lame rage bait that it is. Only idiot Fox News watching conservatives freak out about this shit.

[–] toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crickets and other insects meant for consumption are actually pretty expensive, so that cant be real. There is so much cheaper food that you would actually want to eat.

I love trying out insect based food, and every time it was a lot more expensive, drier, and tasted worse than other options, so I cant imagine something like this actually going mainstream.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

They are really expensive because no one is buying them but people who have time and money to spend on changing their habits.
BUT! They are actually pretty cheap to raise yourself. Crickets can eat leftovers and parts of vegetable you sometimes don't want to eat like potato peels. We used to do that to feed our lizards and spiders at home. I guess that preparing them for human consumption would be a bit longer (drying and grinding them, or whatever), but still much cheaper than store-bought meat.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man I can't help but cringe when reading this and picturing myself handling and eating them. In principle, I'm all for it, but I'm kind of a somewhat squeamish eater and I think for me they would need to be integrated into something where you can't really tell it's there (protein bars, soups, whatever).

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, even visualization aside, I guess insects are not that interesting to cook compared to your usual animals. You probably won't make yourself a "steak" from crickets alone. What is usually sold is flour. You can spread it on your salad to add proteins, or make burgers patties with them.
I write all that as if I was an expert, but I honestly never tried it ^^. One day, probably.

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[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could just raise chickens at the point.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Crickets are cheapet/more efficient.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In Mexico, chapulines are a bit of an exotic delicacy from old Aztec cuisine, there's a place in my town that has them, heated and tossed on a grill with no oil, then served on a corn tortilla with black beans, fresh chopped onions and cilantro, topped with a lime squeeze and green jalapeño salsa.
They are delicious.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh god that sounds disgusting! How can you eat that? I don't think I could even get to the point of swallowing, let alone chewing it up. I feel a little nauseous just thinking about it. Cilantro?!

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re sounding awfully judgemental for a mutant!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It always makes me so disappointed. I have tried cilantro probably a hundred times now always thinking yeah, it makes things better for others it has to taste fine this time. So I use it when I make tacos or anything if someone else is eating with me. Yet every time, still tastes like fucking soap. Lol. I really want it to not... Not sure why.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Genetics.

Same reason some people can’t smell aspara-piss.

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[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think it’s understandable that you want something to taste nice, especially if others seem to enjoy it and you feel like you’re missing out.

If you want to know ‘why’ it tastes like soap it is literally genetics. You have a mutation to your taste buds!

I also have a fun one, I can taste Geosmin and 2-Methylisoborneol, which most people can’t. I can taste it in quantities as low as 10 parts per trillion.

It is a shitty superpower because it makes water that is perfectly clean and safe to drink taste like mud.

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[–] vala@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wish there was a place to try this in the US.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is! Everything they listed is readily available in your local market, and crickets can be purchased in bulk at pet stores.

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[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

My nephews lived in Mexico for a few years and they still miss them.

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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

I don't know how much crickets cost, but legumes are pretty cheap too

[–] hark@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I'll have plant protein instead, thanks.

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm not eating bugs so billionaires can have more food

I'm not living in a pod so billionaires can have more houses

I'm not drinking my own piss so billionaires can have more water

I'm not getting rid of my gas powered lawn mower or my gas and diesel cars to "save the planet" while billionaires fly around in private jets multiple times a day

I'm not going to use digital currency or a digital ID so that I'm protected from myself.

I'm not putting a chip in my brain, I'm not wearing mind-reading headphones.

Billionaires already have more than enough money and resources for 1000 of each of their lifetimes.

[–] glassware@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m not going to use digital currency or a digital ID so that I’m protected from myself.

I am so fucking tired of entering a password, then a code I got by by text, so I can set up an authentication app and register my physical auth key. Why can't I just use a different strong password for each service, same as I have for the last 30 years without getting hacked.

You should be allowed to opt out of this bullshit if your password entropy is high enough.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The point of 2FA isn't that if your password is weak it saves you. The point is if your password gets leaked somehow (you accidentally enter it on a fake site, the site gets compromised, someone looks over your shoulder), they still can't enter without the 2FA. I hate SMS 2FA (it's not even secure) and sites that make you go through 3 steps for some reason, but the 6 digit code ones really aren't that big of a deal, you just whip out your phone and open an app.

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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

saves hundreds

  1. Not the hundreds of crickets.

  2. Unlikely to be money. Raising insects is, by definition, raising animals. They need to eat too, along with shelter.

Ditch the crickets, eat the legumes. Legumes won't run away. 🫘🫛

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think the study didn't say what you think it does. The solid filtrate diet worked according to the summary, and doesn't conflict with feed for chickens. There are vegan and vegetarian options of course, but saying they aren't economic isn't true.

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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

OP is an American who has never traveled outside its borders confirmed.

[–] ealoe@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm eating billionaire bacon before I eat bugs, no thanks

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

I'd eat bugs well before I tried to eat another human, billionaire or not.

But if you gave me a flyswatter to kill a random bug or a gun to kill a random CEO, and I HAD to choose one or the other... the bug would probably make it out alive.

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[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I've never tried whole bugs, only protein bars. I feel like the texture of exoskeleton would be the worst part?

[–] Aux@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's just crispy when cooked properly. Do you like chips? French fries? Crispy pork? You'll be at home!

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fried and de-legged they taste like sunflower seed kernels, they're really inoffensive. The worst part is thinking about what they are.

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That sounds alright. De-legged makes sense.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For anyone wondering, this is called "Manufacturing Consent".

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