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[-] AnAmericanPotato@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

DBAs think everything is a database.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of this lol... unrelated but still funny

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Fuck. That's a little on point.

This also clearly explains why the CEO wants to replace me with Gen AI. I had better start acting excited about Blockchain.

Rah! Rah! Blockchain! Hooray.

[-] python@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone remember the time when "big data" was supposed to be the next big thing?

[-] renzev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, and it did become the next big thing. So much so that we're still trying to figure out how to escape the overreaching grasp of big data algorithms that control social media networks.

this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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