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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm always amazed by the english word "landlords" they are literally "lords". They ought to be crushed by the advance of history.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's because of British history where lords, who were owners, were the ones letting buildings to tenants IIRC.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Those British pussies still have a king. Crush away history.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I can't say anything about that since I, too, have a king. Though there are no lordships left in my country.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Interesting I always thought bananas came from a Republic.

Republics in name only, unfortunately

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Communists are usually right it's the implementation that is an issue

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

No no, he did get rid of them.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 78 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget to tip your landlord

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 days ago

You got it all wrong! Landlords aren't our class enemies, on the contrary, they provide us with shelter just like CEOs provide us with jobs. How do so many people get the one thing but not the other!

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] WR5@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

"Could not locate file: "unibomber.png". Search instead for: "Unabomber.tif"?

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was honestly disgusted at first because I know for a fact this is what they see.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Of course they do, because it's the truth!

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Remember to tip your landlord this holiday season!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

I always ask to pay extra rent around Christmas time

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay that bit of trolling from the old r/drama team was fun for a while, but I think that Blackrock CEOs thought it was literal.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What? It is literal. Landlords deserve our love. They provide a valuable service at great expense to their pocketbooks!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

Also, do you have any idea how hard work it is to constantly ignore all those complaints from tenants? "My rOoF iS lEaKiNg", "tHeRe Is mOlD eVeRyWhErE", etc. Leave me alone I'm watching TV.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure you're not a banana?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

I have never made such a claim.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 14 points 4 days ago

this is why Americans hate black peoples ; they're all landlords.

[–] Sgarcnl@lemmy.studio 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Image is unrepresentative of actual people on welfare IMHO

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

You mean welfare queens are even worse?