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Mildly Infuriating

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28090390

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/35018512

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[–] Draghetta@lemmy.world 85 points 6 days ago (17 children)

Funny how this is supposed to be absurd - upside down duck, cake, “bizarro” and all - but it’s actually pretty accurate. So many products out there that require you to download their shitty spyware in order to do the things they are supposed to do.

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[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 64 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Until the company shuts down its servers and your toilet stops working.

[–] Dungrad@feddit.org 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And that'd be "only" a toilet. People out there euphorically buying cars like that.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Most people are idiots. You cannot change my mind.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And it goes down mid-use, and the toilet has tamper-proofing that stops you from emptying it any other way "for security".

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[–] hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Not just download the app, but sign up for an account (and the newsletter in the process).

Then grant permissions to your phone:

  • camera (so it can watch you poop and train + analyze the footage with AI)
  • microphone (so it can hear and analyze if your plops are optimal)
  • contacts (to send out an invitation to all your contacts, along with a clip of your last poop sesh)
  • photos and videos (to upload, store, and analyze your life since birth, along with everyone else who's in your pictures)
  • sensors (to see how you're holding the phone, when, how much, how hard, etc.)
  • notifications (to sell you the premium plan)
  • location (for pinpoint accuracy of your 💩 locations)
  • call logs (to see who you're communicating with before, during, and after you drop your log)
  • nearby devices (for accuracy and to silently communicate with nearby devices)
  • calendar (for full history and to schedule your next mondo duke)
[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 points 5 days ago

Now we're talking proper dystopia!

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[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

The Japanese have already perfected smart toilets. There is no app, but there are loads of buttons, including for a heated seat and some music or ambient sounds to help you relax and disguise unpleasant noises.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What about a little fountain spritz of lit up water like in that one Simpsons episode?

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[–] Old_Yharnam@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What happens when the company goes out of business? You no longer can flush?

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 points 5 days ago

As long as they can convince their shareholders this will eventually make money and you buy into their eventual $30/flush subscription they won't have to go out of business

[–] A1kmm@lemmy.amxl.com 24 points 6 days ago

But don't you see the benefit - the data on your flushes helps our Trusted~†~ FlushMe Partners ® provide more relevant service to you, and also helps us partially offset the cost of our running our flush servers, allowing us to provide service to you for only $29.99 monthly~††~!

†: All FlushMe partners have undergone creditworthiness checks. ††: Limited time one month introductory offer. FlushMe may, but is not required to, provide you with a personalised monthly price for renewal of the service.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"FlushMe: Have You Shat Today!?"

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 6 days ago

Don't worry. I'm on a streak. If I keep it going for 30 days I will unlock the flushing feature without having to pay for premium.

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I laughed a lot when I saw this and I sent it to my parent who laughed too. This is my parents house right now. They want buttons for their lamps but they were forced to get an app for most of them and had to fight the company to put in buttons. They also got a ventilation system without buttons and they could not get buttons except if they payed for a very expensive hub, so they went for the app. But only one person can be connected at a time and you have to unpair before someone else can pair, so the app act as if it is the hub.. it is very strange

Set up Home Assistant on a Pi or something for them. It can likely control everything from a central app

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My parents had a house built a couple of years ago and it's the same with them. It's real hard for me to say "I told you so" like every time I go over there and see them fighting with some app bullshit on one of their appliances. It pisses me off so much because there was nothing wrong with their old house and now I'm going to be stuck inheriting the new one that's worse in every way. Probably right around the time all the cut corners in the construction start coming out as the place falls apart.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd love to inherit a house even if it had no appliances and was falling apart...

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I know I'm fortunate and this is pretty much the only route to home ownership for me it's just frustrating to think about what could have been and what's waiting in the future.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 4 points 5 days ago

it's just frustrating to think about what could have been and what's waiting in the future.

Modern existence in a nutshell.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago

too many household appliances need an app

[–] philpo@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago

Funnily enough, my toilet has it's own app.("Japanese style" shower toilet by a German company)

It's non-cloud, Bluetooth only, all functions work without it,but it tells you when preventative maintenance is due and enables you to configure the user profiles easier.

So there's that.

Wouldn't have bought it otherwise.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Free trial exhausted. Subscribe now to keep using server infrastructure. After all, all you bought was the toilet, you can't expect the server space for free.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Android has this feature of "Work Profile" that allows you to put these shitty apps in a separate profile so they can't accept any of your data. I mean it'd be better if we don't have distopian apps to begin with, but here we are...

(I used an app called "Shelter" that sets up a "work profile" and put apps in there and the apps can't access my photos contacts, or anything basically)

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There's also Insular which lets you clone apps and run them in an isolated sandbox. It's open source and available in F-Droid.

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Triple Flush Achievement Unlocked! Share with your friends?

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Shares with all of your contacts by default. Also includes a sales pitch to each of them to sign up as well

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago

Enshitification intensifies.

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

NOOO!!! This is the Torment Nexus of toilets... now some company is going to do this...

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Some company surely already done this.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It tracks the quality of your shits, draws a graph of the daily amount that you can share on social media and recommends a list of sponsored foods depending on your needs.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

You jest but that's literally already a thing that exists and you can buy it!

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[–] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

People who greenlight these apps never heard of the cylons.

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