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[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 7 points 1 hour ago

Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. πŸ˜‚

[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Fits the MAGA crowd

[–] nobleshift@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Damn, he must be miserable.

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 27 points 7 hours ago

Gravy Seal.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.

If he isn't so full of himself.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago

Oh wow! Welcome back! I've been wondering where you went!

[–] prof_wafflez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Steven Seagal would gladly give away his likeness rights for AI generated slop movies, but no one is asking for his likeness rights :3

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

As you can see he is certainly full of something

[–] prof_wafflez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Donuts and potatoes?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Not acting skill, that's for sure.

[–] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 hours ago

He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

Oh how the turntables

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 109 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 9 hours ago

Him being fat is the only relatable thing about him.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's not that it's deplorable, it's that it's comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.

I think it's fitting

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

For him it's not the fact that he's fat, but the absolute tragedy of a personality that excuses themselves shoveling food into his gullet. Cause you just know that in his own head he thinks he could still kick anyone's ass.

Most people aren't fat for that reason and being fat isn't a reason to make fun. But Steven Segal's pathology makes him being fat a little funny.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

As a fatty, I can agree with this sentence.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Just keep your distance and he can't fall on you to crush you

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 8 points 12 hours ago

I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.

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