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Man there is so much smoke-copium in this thread, it annoys me to no end.
People shouldn't be allowed to smoke in public and they should be forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.
The frog and the chimp go so hard
They got that 15 degree fag
The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.
Exactly.
It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.
That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.
The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
Sadly it does look cool 😮💨
Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.
Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.
This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.
LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!
This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.
When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.
He didn't really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn't "cool". I was a dork.
he got a marlboro sponsorship
That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.
Mario Puzo says that chimp is The Don.
Just look at these losers.
God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.
Fuck I want a cigarette now.
Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.
On the ape it looks cool, though.
But that goose just looks silly.
Geese will fuck you up like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, though.
"[Silly], how?"
Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.
Hopefully they are at least teenagers. Childhood is too early for cigarettes these days
Which smoking animal do you feel like today?
Frog
The frog looks cool af
I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.
Smoking chicken here
That frog has had enough of everyone's shit.
Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.
Weirdest DND alignment chart.
Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.
A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.
"Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World," said the Rat. "And that's something that doesn't matter, not a rat's ass, if you pardon the pun. I've never been there, and I'm never going, nor you either, if you've got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.
I would watch the absolute fuck outta this hollywood fund this pls.
You can sort of get it by watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The Weasels from Disney's Wind in the Willows short film were adapted for the film perfectly as the Toon Patrol. Not only were the weasels already gangster-like thugs in the original, but the style is so well executed and to top it all off is the chefs kiss of naming them like the Seven Dwarves. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy, and Stupid.
The chimp, frog, and maybe the rabbit ironically looks cool ngl
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The whole middle row looks cool as fuck
Smoking rabbit is my spirit animal.
It is not natural for animals to smoke. And it reminds you that it not natural for humans either
It's not natural to use condoms or vaccines either, but that'd be a stupid reasoning for not using them.
Fuck. I guess out of the three I'll keep smoking but stop using condoms and vaccines to compensate.