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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Man there is so much smoke-copium in this thread, it annoys me to no end.

People shouldn't be allowed to smoke in public and they should be forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago

Healthcare shouldn't be conditional, it should be free at the point of use, no exceptions. You start drawing lines, you're only gonna cause harm

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If you think that chimp doesn't look cool as hell you're lying

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 29 minutes ago

Yeah the only problem is it's a before pic with no after pic.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 15 minutes ago

so... their healthcare should follow the American system?

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Jealous of dog

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Looks pretty cool to me.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 48 minutes ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 minutes ago

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

I just switched to vaping… The temptation is real

[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 29 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They got that 15 degree fag

The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

What!? 45 degrees is three times the angle 15 degrees will ever be!

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 21 points 3 hours ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 3 hours ago

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 112 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 46 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 hours ago

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!

[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 36 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

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[–] BlueLou@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago

wdym he was vice president!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 32 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 hours ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 39 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

On the ape it looks cool, though.

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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 34 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.

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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 points 50 minutes ago

I'm definitely the dog

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 11 points 5 hours ago

The frog looks cool af

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Weirdest DND alignment chart.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 hours ago

Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

That frog has had enough of everyone's shit.

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