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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 11 points 8 hours ago

The frog looks cool af

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 8 points 8 hours ago

Smoking chicken here

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Weirdest DND alignment chart.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World," said the Rat. "And that's something that doesn't matter, not a rat's ass, if you pardon the pun. I've never been there, and I'm never going, nor you either, if you've got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I would watch the absolute fuck outta this hollywood fund this pls.

You can sort of get it by watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The Weasels from Disney's Wind in the Willows short film were adapted for the film perfectly as the Toon Patrol. Not only were the weasels already gangster-like thugs in the original, but the style is so well executed and to top it all off is the chefs kiss of naming them like the Seven Dwarves. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy, and Stupid.

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Toon_Patrol

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Toon_Patrol

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 hours ago

Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 0 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (10 children)

Man there is so much smoke-copium in this thread, it annoys me to no end.

People shouldn't be allowed to smoke in public and they should be forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.

Edt: for sure is right to have mercy on them when they realize it was a mistake, but they still should be penalized to some degree, they did that to them selves while in their right mind.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 8 hours ago

The chimp, frog, and maybe the rabbit ironically looks cool ngl

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

That frog has had enough of everyone's shit.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Smoking rabbit is my spirit animal.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

The whole middle row looks cool as fuck

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