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1000 roaches? So like... more toys for my cat?

roach squishing noises

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 7 points 4 weeks ago

I live in an apartment building, I'll take the person. Roaches won't stick to the attic.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Dead or alive?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

One might expect 1000 roaches in the attic; ain't nobody expecting a person.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago

But what would happen to the person if they're not in my attic? I wouldn't want them to get run over by a trolley.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

1000 half burned joints please.

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Person. Odds are that they’re not as bad as media has been trying to convince us that we are; that said, 1k(^4^) cockroaches can still be managed with enough effort

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry but 1K^4 is a trillion cockroaches in which case you have Time Lord Technology in your attic

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

At least I know how to kill the roaches and dispose of the bodies. Plus, no one cares if I kill the roaches.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago

Roaches don't survive in my climate, bring 'em on. (Also, millennials have no idea what it's like to own a home so what's an "attic"?)

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Roaches, but I suppose enough bug bombs would work either way

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have over 1000 dubia roaches in my house already. I’m going with them.

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Person

Maybe if it was 10 roaches?

Person otherwise

Do we even know if this person has outside connections?

Maybe I can hire them pennies on the dollar

I would force them to do the work that I loathe doing when I web Dev, repeatedly making pages or posts or whatever, they get a home and wage I get to live happy

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

to think that there's probably someone in just about any city living with both.

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