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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 75 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Infinite dew exploit.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

The Story of the Asmongold

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 22 points 3 weeks ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

[–] Guacamole@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.