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"Alfred, there's bat shit on the batputer again."

"Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again."

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[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 55 points 2 years ago

Perhaps harvesting the guano is where the Wayne family wealth truly comes from.

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago

Wayne Industries Organic Fertilizer

[-] teft@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

In front of my house is a mango tree. My house is white. Also there are lots of bats in the neighborhood.

Needless to say, I wish I had an Alfred.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm jealous of that mango tree though... Mango is my favorite fruit

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, they're not!

🎶Jingle bells,

Batman smells..🎵

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can't inhale any closer

[-] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Don't mention the parasites you get from bat poop (was it all a fever dream? The whole batman saga?)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

BATMAN CAUSED COVID!

[-] shig@misanthropolis.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Bat wipes. They have many uses.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 0 points 2 years ago

I bet lots of batcum on the keyboard too. And not from the animals.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The Robins were all teenagers.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

So Batman was a groomer?! Disgusting!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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