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It's like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it's about time you did!
I tried once.. Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn't have to.
Oh damn you're not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Uh, because it's a waste of time!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
That LLM can shitpost
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I'm using and i always get a normal response :(
I'm not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
Use an outdated LLM. You'll notice the screenshot is from 3.5
I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say "Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They're outstanding in their field" and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.
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I laughed at that more than one might expect.
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
Okay.
That one took me a minute.
It should win a gong.
It kept me ticking over, anyway.
It's very time consuming
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."
"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
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It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.
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