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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

I randomly got into making Uzbek food thanks to Youtube recommendations. One of their dishes is called "jiz biz", which consists of fried sheep liver, kidney, lung, heart, and intestines served over potatoes. I've never tried making it - I'm not sure whether the actual dish or the dish it sounds like to American ears would be worse.

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Guess Sircumalot didn't fit

[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Uuuuh...dude....?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 27 points 9 hours ago

This implies the existence of jizz serfs

[–] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 82 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

What is this supposed to be?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

"a new start"

But when it's coming from the world's first analyst/therapist (AKA "analrapist"), who can tell...

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"A new start" but with "nu" instead od new because too few letters

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

Oh thanks. I'd have never guessed

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

An absolute classic.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.today 7 points 9 hours ago

You're talking about the world's foremost analrapist.

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 86 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Still, I would've been disappointed if someone hadn't just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo...

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 18 points 14 hours ago

And yet the DMV wouldn't let me get "CUMKING" smh

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

JisLorD

Is "J" equal to "L" or "D"?

[A] J=L

[B] J=D

Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.

Car must belong to a math teacher.

[–] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Nah clearly it's a truth table

L    |    D    |    J = L V D
1    |    1    |    1
1    |    0    |    1
0    |    1    |    1
0    |    0    |    0
[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

It is right up there with ANUSTART.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 hours ago

we need a vieweaskeriverse community

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

jeremiah?

no.. he was a bullfrog.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!

Thanks guys!

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago

Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago

[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

That show was surprisingly good.