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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a similar story of woe.

Before they got rid of them, I bought a churro and was walking to the parking lot when I tilted that stupid sleeve (it's not a bag) the wrong way and the churro slipped out and landed on that nasty pavement. A few months later my mom died.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

I’m sorry about your churro and mom.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fake: op has a girlfriend

Gay: op is a girl

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

New stereotype: Girls always be complaining about Costco churros!

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously those chocolate chip cookies are NOT a good alternative.

They should've just raised the price of fur churro. I'd totally pay $2 for those tasty things.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

There was this market where I would buy the most delicious sandwich I have ever eaten. Smoked gouda with avocado. Then the market moved across the street to a bigger space, and there they didn't have a sandwich counter. It was the worst of all time.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Tillamook Cheese Factory did a remodel and rebranded itself The Tillamook Creamery. But... they replaced the fudge counter with a yogurt counter. Who the fuck goes to a cheese factory for yogurt? The main attractions are the tour, the ice cream, the cheese samples, and... previously, the fudge. No more.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I went there a few years ago when locals were pointing out that none of the history or imagery in their "museum area" had any people of color, in spite of the many people of color working the line.

I wonder if any of that changed.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Why get a bigger space just to get rid of shit

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First the polish sausage and now this

It's been a bloodbath. I remember the combination pizza, and now all they have is pep and cheese.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Pic related.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yall know churros aren't unique to Costco? If your city has a Costco, it has a good place for botanitas.

[–] clickyello@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

how would you go about finding a good place for them?